Wind Waker AU where Link and Aryll are kidnapped and Granny dons the hero clothes to save them.
Marina - James Baxter
What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Ice: The sweet release of death.